16 January 2007

Patriotic Border Agents Face Long Prison Sentences for Defending Their Country!!!

Border agents Ramos and Compeon will face stiff prison sentences beginning tomorrow. Despite significant outcries from the Fairbank Group, 70 congressmen, 1500 grassroots organizations, the D-student in the Executive Mansion has refused to pardon or commute the sentences of these brave men.

Meanwhile, the illegal alien drug mule that these two heroic agents tried to apprehend is suing the United States government in federal court for over $5 million. The drug mule was not even charged for attempting to smuggle 1,000 pounds of marijuana into the country. That's because as a habitual cocaine abuser, Bush thinks marijuana is child's play.

It has been reported that drug mules and kingpins in Mexico are celebrating as they now have confirming evidence that the bloke in White House is on their side.

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