24 April 2008

RICE RIOT IN LOS ANGELES!

What's going on? The price of rice has doubled in a matter of weeks. In the last three weeks, there wasn't a massive catastrophe which wiped out the planetary supply of rice, and certainly the rice supply in the USA is as robust today as it was three weeks, heck three years, ago!

The herd mentality of the Asian immigrant population in Los Angeles has led to a fictive rice shortage and thus the subsequent run on rice. The scenes of aged, copper-faced orientals fighting over bags of rice are quite pathetic and lead one to conclude that, despite their inexplicable ability to memorize useless facts and numbers, the Asian immigrants are quite prosaic. They along with their browner (distant) Mexican cousins are turning L.A. into the poop town it is.

Ah, the glorious days of yore when blond-haired and blue-eyed rational men ruled Los Angeles...

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