Dow Jones at ZERO (0) in the Next 21 Sessions

At the current clip of losing 500 points a session, the Dow Jones will be wiped out in just 21 trading sessions... Oh the Horror... the Horror...

How Low Will It Go? The Dow at 5,000?

With continued chaos in the financial sector and a deepening global mini-depression -- in addition to political instability in the forms of North Korea and Iran -- it is not inconceivable that the Dow Jones Industrial Index will fall to about 5,000 points in the next few months. We're now looking at a prolonged recession. Thank you very much sub-primers!!!

Sucker's Rally: Dow Down 7.7% in One Day. When Will the Bleeding Stop??!!!!

Eye Candy for Yet Another Depressing Week

Korean up-and-coming actress Lee Seol Ah

The last time we featured the "eye candy" series, the Dow was at 8579. This weekend the Dow hovers around 8300 and change. Hopefully, we won't need any more eye candy to ameliorate our pain in the coming weeks...

By the way, keep an eye on Miss Lee. She has the potential to rapidly take off in Korean cinema in the next 18 months.

Dow Jones Down 2,046 Points Since January 1

The Dow Jones Industrial Index on...

January 1, 2008: 13,261

July 2, 2008: 11,215