24 January 2006

Los Angeles: City of and for Illegal Aliens


The good, law-abiding and tax-paying citizens of Los Angeles had voted years ago to ban the awful leaf-blowers, which are ubiquitously used by lazy illegal alien street-sweepers. Guess what? The illegal alien street-sweepers rose up and lobbied City Hall, and now the ban has been lifted. Yes, illegal aliens not only had the audacity to lobby our crooked politicians but had actually prevailed.

And now they are strutting their stuff. Whenever these lazy illegal alien sweepers see people in business suits in the civic center approaching them, they actually increase the power of their leaf blowers so as to kick up sand and dirt into our faces. Viva La Raza: Not only are they out-reproducing us, but they are also hastening their inevitable demographic super-majority by killing us off with pollution. Use a broom, you lazy bum. There ain't no leaves in the civic center--just dirt and homeless excrements. Use a broom; it's good exercise.

S. Michael Soloman
Resident,
Civic Center
Los Angeles, CA 90012

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