You Couldn't Make This Stuff Up!

So Rush Limbaugh is peddling his new children's book on US history.  There's a fictional character named Rush Revere riding a horse (poor horse!) and taking its readers back to significant events in American history.  Nothing wrong with that.

But then, Limbaugh suggested that instead of listening to JayZ, kids could/would follow Rush Revere on his adventures through American history.

You've got to be kidding!  Let's see:  Instead of listening to JayZ rapping about doing the nasty with hos, kids and teens are going to read a book about a fat, white, middle-aged man in period costume riding a crooked horse into US history.

You can't make this stuff up.  Limbaugh is so out of touch with reality.

Dedicated to racist fatsos Rush Limbaugh and Rosie O'donnell

Listen to the enunciation!

Down with Fat, Racist, Xenophonic Rush Limbaugh

How dare this fat white boy made fun of the most beautiful language in the world! Mandarin Chinese is tonal and therefore very pleasant to the ear, except to those of barbarians who only have 1,000 years of history. (China's civilization is about 7,000 years old.)

And to make fun of the leader of the most powerful country in the world?!

RUSHed to the Hospital; in "Serious Condition"

The godfather of conservative talk radio, Rush Limbaugh, was taken to a hospital in Hawaii earlier this afternoon. Reports say he is in "serious condition." Very little information has been released so far.

Meanwhile, mean-faced, clipped-hair liberal twitters and bloggers express glee! Outrageous!