Speaker Pelosi Must Resign Now!

Known as "Botox" for her excessive use of the nerve toxin (which causes deadly botulism) to manage facial wrinkles, House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-California) has accused the CIA of lying to her and Congress about the agency's use of enhanced interrogation techniques.

It has now been revealed that CIA staff had fully informed Mrs. Pelosi, then a ranking member of the minority party in the House, and other Congressional members.

Mrs. Pelosi's unprofessional treatment of the CIA as well as her overall demeanor and mishandling of this case cry out for her immediate resignation from the Speakership of the House and indeed from Congress.

Let's Get the Facts Straight!!!

Now this is Torture with a capital T as prescribed by an Al Qaeda Manual. Yet, neither Nancy "Botox" Pelosi nor Her Thighness Hilary Rotten Clinton (Evita) has whispered a word of condemnation against these 7th century savages. Even animals have superior ethos than these filthy cockroaches.
This is NOT torture. This was an adolescent prank at Abu Ghraib, or it could be kinky sex in West Hollywood. Definitely not torture by any stretch of the human imagination.