OLD SAXON BITCHES

BY BIAN-LIAN HUANG

WHAT DA F*CK WITH ALL THESE OLD SAXON BITCHES?  AFTER YEARS OF FEMINAZI INDOCTRINATION, THESE HAGS BECOME ABRASIVE IN THEIR OLD AGE.  FREAKING HARD TO WORK WITH THEM.  IT'S THEIR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.  THEY MUST ALWAYS BE RIGHT.

ONCE THEY LOST THEIR LOOKS, THEY JUST DON'T CARE.  BUT THEY SHOULD.  BECAUSE NOBODY PUTS UP WITH UGLY BITCHES.  I MAY PUT UP WITH DECENT-LOOKING BITCHES AND HOS (NOT THAT SAXONS CAN BE PRETTY).  

SO, A SHOUT-OUT TO THE OLD, FUGLY SAXON BITCHES OUT THERE, WHEN YOUR LOOKS ARE GONE, TRY BEING NICE.  IT'S ONLY ASSET YOU HAVE LEFT, BITCHES.