20 March 2021

Amerikkka is a piece of shite



Recent violent attacks and killings against Asians and Asian-Americans throughout Amerika is but only the latest iteration of a trend that has been ongoing for about 200 years.  Sometimes, they kill and beat us.  Oftentimes, they discriminate against us in terms of educational and job opportunities.  

They attack us because:

**until recent days, these acts were condoned and encouraged by governments at various levels.  Note that the District Attorney of San Francisco, who is the city's chief law enforcement officer, refers to a recent attack against a Chinese elder as a mere temper tantrum.  The Sheriff in one of the Atlanta-area counties remarks that the murderer of Korean and Chinese women at the day spas was just having "a bad day."

**we are politically weak.  For the most part, we are self-reliant and self-sufficient; therefore, we don't organize to lobby for governmental funding and support.  Going forward, we need to organize for and by ourselves.  The existing so-called civil rights outfits haven't lifted a finger to help our people.

**we are too good-looking.  In a recent Fairbank Group poll among young people living in Canada and the United States, the ethnic group voted most sexually desirable is Asians.  In this regard, I call on my Asian bros and sis to not look so stunning anymore.  Please cut down on the K-pop fashion and make-up until the crisis subsides.

In the meantime, this Fairbank Report calls on the Honourable President and Chairman Xi Jinping of the magnificent People's Republic of China to send a warship (preferably the carrier Liaoning) to San Francisco to provide much needed security protection to the Chinese and other East Asian communities.  The People's Liberation Army soldiers and sailors will be greeted as liberators!

Help!  SOS!  Jiuming!

--Bian-lian Huang





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