TWO TRILLION DOLLARS OF FREE $$$$$$$$$$

MOMENTS AGO, THE SENATE PASSED A $2 TRILLION BAIL-OUT FOR STATE/LOCAL GOVERNMENTS, SCHOOLS, SMALL BUSINESSES, BIG BUSINESSES, SLOUCHERS, LACTATING MOMS, SOCCER MOMS, LEFT-HANDED LESBIAN MOMS, BOTTOM TWINKS, ILLEGAL ALIENS, SPACE ALIENS, AND PEOPLE WITH THICK NOSES.

JUST PRINT THE MONEY, DON...USE THE DITTO MACHINES TO PRINT THE DOE!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MONEY COMING FROM?  FROM THIN AIR.

BUSH, JR. AND OBAMA CREATED THIS SICKENING PRECEDENT IN 2008/2009.  IF THERE'S A CRISIS -- REAL OR FICTIVE -- THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO PRINT AND DISTRIBUTE MONEY.  IN OTHER WORDS, THEY ARE GOING TO CREATE "VALUE" OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL.

MAKING LOVE OUT OF NOTHIN' AT ALL...