02 June 2007

Breaking: Terrorist-Americans Tried to Blow Up JFK Airport

Filed by Michael Henchard

In the current absurd and hyper-politically correct state of the United States, everyone is considered an American. Just hopped off the boat? You are a Boatperson-American. Just illegally crossed the borders? You are an undocumented American. Just wanna blow up Kennedy Airport? You are a terrorist-American. And it is reported today that terrorist-Americans were seeking to blow up JFK Airport in New York City in a plot which would have made 9/11 look like child's play.

When will the nappy-headed Americans wake up?! Wake up! Wake up!

Perhaps, it will take at least 50,000 deaths from a single terrorist attack to wake up the fat, lazy and over-eating American cows!

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