banana republic: US Post Office to Shut Down

 EVEN THE POOREST OF THE POOR COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD CAN DELIVER LETTERS AND PARCELS.  MAIL DELIVERY HAS BECOME A BASIC SERVICE.  YET, THE UNITED STATES IS ABOUT TO LOSE ITS POSTAL SERVICE BECAUSE THE USPS IS BROKE.  NOT FOR WANT OF MONEY BUT FOR LAVISHING ITS STAFF WITH HIGH PAY AND PERKS.

THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA IS THAT EVERYONE DEMANDS A MERCEDES BENZ LIFESTYLE -- FROM THE TRASH COLLECTOR TO THE POSTAL EMPLOYEE.  TRASH COLLECTORS AND POSTAL EMPLOYEES IN ASIA, ON THE OTHER HAND, DO THE SAME (IF NOT BETTER) JOB WITHOUT MANDATING EXORBITANT WAGES.  NO ECONOMY, NOT EVEN CHINA'S FAST-GROWING GDP, LET ALONE THE AILING U.S. ECONOMY, CAN SUPPORT A MERCEDES IN EVERY GARAGE.

HEDONISM AND GREED KILLED THE ROMAN EMPIRE, AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO DO THE SAME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...

Celebrating Our Sixth Anniversary with a New Look!

For the first time since our inception on 9/15/2005, the Fairbank Report/Ruyi Baogao has undergone a major facelift.  We hope you like it since we spent all night making the changes. Now off to bed @ 08.00 PDT.

Another Hott Asian: Angela Baby

Despite her problematic name (Asians have the worst English names!), Hong Kong goose actress and model Angela Baby is super hot.  Much better looking than her Korean counterparts.  

Of course, she is yet another wonderful product of the excellent plastic surgical skills of Asian doctors.  We, of course, have covered the transformation of Singaporean party girl Dawn Yang via plastic surgery.  We must say that Angela started off with a higher baseline than Dawn.  Dawn Yang before surgery was simply hideous.

The thing that kills us is that both these ladies deny the obvious -- that they have had plastic surgery.  Why deny that the earth is round?  Why deny the obvious?

This Week's Featured Country: INDONESIA

THE FAIRBANK REPORT RECEIVED MORE VISITORS FROM INDONESIA THIS WEEK THAN FROM ANY OTHER COUNTRY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CUSTOM.

CA: for and by illegal aliens

The California State Legislature, a subsidiary of the illegal alien industry, has passed legislation to provide "scholarships" to illegal aliens to attend California's universities.  First, these illegals broke the law.  Then they got affirmative action into the State's top institutions because of the colour of the skin, and now they get free $$$ to attend school.  Hello, they are ILLEGALLY here!!!!

All this at a time when California is running a budget deficit of $15-20 billion per annum.  Koo-koo.