F*CK YOU, LA TIMES

A FEW YEARS AGO, THE LA TIMES SENT A NUMBER OF GANGSTA-LOOKING KIDS TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO SELL THEIR SUBSCRIPTIONS.  AFTER SOME COMPLAINTS FROM THE PUBLIC, I THOUGHT THE TIMES HAD STOPPED THIS TACTIC ALTOGETHER.

TODAY, ANOTHER SURLY KID KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. I SAID NO, AND THE GHETTO THUG CUSSED AT ME. HEY, YOU RANG MY DOORBELL. WAY TO GO LA TIMES.

JUST BECAUSE I LIVE IN A HOUSE AND THERE'S A CAMRY IN THE DRIVEWAY DOESN'T MAKE ME RICH.