Japs Must Return Chinese Fishboat Captain!!!

So the japs continue to hold the captain of the Chinese fishing boat, which they illegally seized two weeks ago.

What's the real purpose behind this long detainment? Stories abound that the japs want to use the captain's "vital fluids" to inseminate their women, basically to reinvigorate their dying "race" with superior Han Chinese blood.

This act of criminality, of course, flagrantly violates the Geneva Convention on Universal Human Rights.

Down with the japs!