09 November 2007

WHEN APES VOTE

Forest Gump once famously said, "Stupid is as stupid does." Or something akin to it. Well, the shaved apes of the City of West Covina (15 miles east of downtown Los Angeles) narrowly re-elected a 32-year-old crook and accused wife-beater to their City Council.

"Me voted for him," said proud West Covina resident Pauline Reyes, wiping away donut crumbs from her supple mustache, "because him cute."

Vox populi indeed!!

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