"Too Good-looking to Be Quarantined"

Photo source: The Drudge Report (www.drudgereport.com) May 31, 2007

Real life does not stray far from the third-grade playground. In the third grade, the good-looking kids get to be teachers' pets, get more food rations and generally can get away with a lot of mischiefs. An ugly kid will be unduly punished.

This TB-afflicted lawyer is so good-looking (with a hot bride to boot) that he intimidated the border guard to allow him to enter the United States even though there was a red alert out for TB Andy's arrest. An uglier couple would have been arrested and beaten.

It's amazing how much symmetry matters in this world!